January 2009
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I was the only one wearing jeans to a $150/plate...
It wasn’t helping that I wore a pair of Chucks. My awkwardness did nothing to stop me from eating the hell out of that tasty Risotto.
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There needs to be a GED for Grad School.
I’d have my MBA by now, and probably, well on my way to having a Ph.D too.
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I'm frightened of infants that look like roasted...
If you showed me your child, which looked like a roasted yam, I would want to call Ghostbusters to dispose of it.
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Vinh: If it's what you love, how can I judge?
Vinh: Unless you love something lame like cocker spaniels
Becky: what in the world is wrong with cocker spaniels?!
Vinh: They're like the Buick of dogs
Becky: untrue!
Becky: take it back!
Vinh: also, "cocker"
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I've been using the Hemp Hand Protector from the...
I’m not okay with this, but my hands are so nice and moisturized.
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To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
– Benjamin Franklin
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Coercing a naive coworker to do things correctly...
When they finally get it right after a few dozen attempts, you just want to feed them biscuit treats and also, snuggle with them.
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I wish birds drove cars so I can poop on them.
They need to know what it feels like, especially after they’ve just washed them.
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Study: Cheese unlocks your wildest dreams →
Here’s to everyone who has ever laughed at me when I shared my claim that cheese affects my dreams.
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Q-Tip - Renaissance Rap
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It's Not Obsessive Behavior If You Agree with Me
A technician from AT&T stopped by earlier today to fix our tv and internet. He asked for and received permission to use my bathroom. I could hear him do the half-assed hand wash of just running his fingers under the water for a few seconds without soap. I’m sure he used my towel to dry his hands because it was offset by about an inch and a half from where I placed it this morning. You...
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