Claw marks in the frozen peas

Hello Mr. Wolf by nancy0039

I’ve been working on this stock for nearly 3 and a half hours now. My back is sore from standing over the pot skimming the gunk out. There’s a possibility that I may or may not have messed up the recipe, but I won’t find out for another 30 minutes. In case you’re wondering, there’s a whole pineapple, onion, ginger, chunks of coagulated pork blood, several stalks of lemon grass, and beef tendon floating or poking out at the top.

Sorry doesn’t make up for the fact that I had to make chicken and rice with a Vegan guy. Do you know what Vegan chicken and rice is? Rice!

What does forever mean? by nancy0039

I wish I could say that dick jokes stop being funny when you get to a certain point in your life, but I probably won’t ever get there and that’s okay. I wonder what makes that one a special fish sauce when the ingredients are the same.

Long Live the Empire by domnx

1984 by errez

I am always on the lookout for really good activity/coloring books for the nephew and niece. I came across this gem at Costco tonight, and while flipping through it I shot past what I thought was a naked boy and girl. I had to backtrack to find these pages again. Immediately, I looked around for the nearest person to present my finding, but there was no one nearby. When you find something this absurd, you must share it with someone to ensure that you are not hallucinating. The alternative was to snap a pic. While holding my iphone over the book I thought to myself, “What if someone catches me doing this and thinks I’m a perv?” My next thought was, “You really need a girlfriend.”

Also, why do they look like they’ve been drugged?

Joe the Barbarian no. 1 by Grant Morrison and Sean Murphy

I read this first issue last night and was immediately blown away with the art by Sean Murphy. There are gorgeous full page and two page spreads with detailed art that help establish this fantasy world. The story is about a kid named Joe who has type 1 diabetes, his father was killed in Iraq, his mother has financial troubles, and he’s a social outcast amongst his peers. By the end of the first issue, he finds himself transported to the world of his toys after it has been attacked, but is it real or is he hallucinating because of his diabetes? You can read a preview here. This first issue sells for a dollar and I think it’s well worth it.