Unemployment Blog: Day 50
After graduating from high school I got my first job working at Disneyland. During my last year there, we developed a knack for pulling pranks within the department. At the height of our prank wars, I learned to syphon foreign substances into water balloons. Powdered sugar, cotton candy sugar, pretzel salt, coffee grounds, hot dog juice and chocolate syrup to name a few. You haven’t lived until you’ve had 5 gallons of hot soapy water dumped on you in an ambush. I don’t list the four years I spent working for the Mouse on my résumé, but it can only come to benefit me if I spin this experience off as a skill.
