Junk Mail
How fitting is it that spam email, which try to promote pills for my junk, is sorted as Junk? If these businesses put even 1 percent effort into their target marketing, I wouldn’t spend an absurd amount of time everyday having to sort through my Junk Mail. I’m 28 years old, my problem isn’t in maintaining an erection, more like it’s in trying to get rid of one. Is there a pill for that? I suppose what I’m trying to say is … I need a girlfriend.
I assure you, this is not really a post about boners.
