Attn: Hive Mind
The niece’s 5th birthday is coming in April and I haven’t a clue with what to get her. I’ve ruled out firearms and Muay Thai lessons. The niece is notoriously difficult to buy presents for. She will love anything I buy my nephew, but doesn’t much care for any of the gifts I buy her. The nephew loves everything he is given. You could give the kid a roll of paper towels and he’ll be like, “Oh cool! I can use this to wipe my butt when I go poo.” Seriously.
Other than sending the niece on a one-way trip to a different dimension, what do you suggest I get her?
