My nephew’s 6th birthday is about a month away, but I’ve already finished shopping for his gifts. Final tally: Spongebob Lego set, Spider-man dart blaster, 10-pack of auxiliary darts, Spongebob t-shirt, and Hulk glow in the dark t-shirt.
I make it a point to buy something for both kids to maintain some kind of fairness, especially when it comes to the moody little girl also known as my niece. I honestly don’t know if she plays with toys. I mean, with all of the heinous crime she commits when she’s not busy being sassy, I don’t think she really has time for toys. Since I don’t want to buy her some random toy she’ll return to the store to bankroll her next museum heist, I just stick to buying clothes. Everyone wants to look cute, even if you’re only 3 and a half years old.
