Claw marks in the frozen peas

Death to Rock Band

I wasn’t entirely sure before, but as of last night I’m convinced that Rock Band’s sole purpose in life is to annoy me. When Rock Band 2 and the next iteration of Guitar Hero come out, their jobs are to double that level of annoyance. As if karaoke wasn’t dumb enough, someone had to come along to create toy instruments for drunk people to play, and play terribly mind you.