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Nervous Habits

Here is a list of the things I think I do when I’m feeling a little anxious:

  • Bite my lip
  • Curl my lips inward and bite down
  • Pretend to check the time
  • Pretend to read a text message I “just” received
  • Pretend to check anything else on my phone (email, web, google maps, weather, contacts, et cetera)
  • Clean my iphone’s screen
  • Fumble with anything within reach either on the table or on the ground
  • Twirl my keys around my left index finger
  • Fumble with my keys as if they were jabbing into my thigh
  • Switch between sticking my hands in my front and back pockets
  • Switch between crossing my arms and placing my hands in my pockets
  • Become hyper-observant of my surroundings
  • Apply lip balm
  • Adjust the contents of my wallet
  • Massage my wrists
  • Stretch my neck around in an effort to loosen up
  • Rub my left index finger against my lip or chin
  • Stroke my hair
  • Clean my glasses even if they’re clean
  • Take a drink if I’m holding a beverage
  • Pick lint off of my clothes
  • Pop my knuckles
  • Pop my ankles
  • Pop my back
  • If I’m standing, I kick my toes into the ground
  • If I’m standing, I shift my weight from one foot the the other
  • If I’m standing, I’ll stand on a small ledge
  • If I’m wearing a hooded sweatshirt, I’ll have my hands in the pockets
  • Pull up my socks and straighten them if they’re crooked
  • Say something ridiculous, yet hilarious and embarrassing
  • Start talking about something completely non-sequitur and random
I thought I only had two or three nervous habits before thinking up this list. Fact of the matter is that I can be extremely awkward, but I like that about myself.
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