I bought my niece a little stuffed cow today. I gave it to her and she squealed with glee. A few moments later, she came over and asked, “Uncle why yoo buy dis bear Uncle?” Translation: “Don’t buy me things I can afford on my own. Actually, I should be buying you gifts and not the other way around. Also, get me a Teddy Bear next time and not some whack moo cow.”
She’s going down… don’t care that she’s only three and a half.
