I have the answer to increasing productivity in the workplace.
The threat of a proper spanking.
I’ve seen too many people make the same mistakes, not putting forth the right effort and doing just enough to skate by. Verbal or written infractions do nothing to stop future occurrences. I propose we begin taking people out back and spanking them. A good old fashioned barehanded smack to the ass. They’ll be so embarrassed that it should never happen again. I know I wouldn’t want to be spanked if I made a mistake. If you want to be spanked, well we’ll just leave that for another discussion. I know what you’re thinking…. what if they file a complaint? No one is going to believe it. Who in their right mind would spank another adult as punishment? I’m not an advocate for physical violence, but I do feel strongly about efficiency (and intimidation) in the workplace.
