Claw marks in the frozen peas

• John: i just ordered 100 stickers of that
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• Vinh: wow
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• Vinh: only 100?
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• John: i want to see how they look
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• John: then im going to order more and destroy philadelphia with them
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• Vinh: This sticker screams, "I'm not a pervert, but I really like the way your nipples poke through that t-shirt"
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Apartment Hunting

• Vinh: i looked at apartments on craigslist last night
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• Vinh: i wish rent was cheaper here
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• John: same here
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• John: apartment hunting is just depressing
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• Vinh: i found this really cool apt in downtown LA that was actually cheap, but downtown LA isn't exactly the safest place at night
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• John: i can give you firearm recommendations.
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• Vinh: i kinda like tasers
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• Vinh: i like to see people suffer
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• John: suffer?
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• John: dude
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• John: a taser will make someone suffer for like 20 seconds
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• John: a bullet to the spine will make them suffer the rest of their life
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• Vinh: LOL
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• John: pew pew pew!
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• John: i wish we could comment on shit on tumblr
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• Vinh: oh no kidding
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• Vinh: i'd be harassing marry every time she makes an emo post
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• John: oh, you mean every post?
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• Vinh: yeah, it'd be a daily exercise
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• John: agreed.
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• Vinh: we should post this convo on tumblr
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• Vinh: hahaha
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• John: hahaha
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• John: that'll teach her
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• Vinh: i'd do Lohan circa Mean Girls
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• Vinh: she was so hot a few years ago
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• Vinh: mean girls came out ...what ... 2004?
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• Vinh: in a mere 3 years, shit really hit the fan for her
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• John: id do lohan no matter what
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• John: ive got low standards and a need to be famous
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