Thought for the Day
I think we should ditch Christmas in favor of a less commercialized holiday called Jesusween. It’s essentially the combination of everything good about Halloween and Christmas. Instead of gift exchanges, people would go out Trick or Jesus’ing for fun-sized gifts. Girls would have an excuse to dress up as sexy (read: slutty) religious icons, and of course, it’s another holiday that gives Americans an excuse to get inebriated.
On a side note, what’s so fun about fun-sized candy? You’re getting 1/3rd the amount of candy. There’s nothing fun about that.
