Claw marks in the frozen peas

There’s Nothing Fun about Fun-Sized Snickers When You’re Only Getting a Fraction of Deliciousness

Every time I eat one my mouth says to me, “Very funny, now where’s the rest of it?”

Thought for the Day

I think we should ditch Christmas in favor of a less commercialized holiday called Jesusween. It’s essentially the combination of everything good about Halloween and Christmas. Instead of gift exchanges, people would go out Trick or Jesus’ing for fun-sized gifts. Girls would have an excuse to dress up as sexy (read: slutty) religious icons, and of course, it’s another holiday that gives Americans an excuse to get inebriated.

On a side note, what’s so fun about fun-sized candy? You’re getting 1/3rd the amount of candy. There’s nothing fun about that.