Claw marks in the frozen peas

I enjoy toasted sandwiches and flavored drink.
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"You can’t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."

Homer Simpson

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August 6, 2009

7 months ago

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January 20, 2009

1 year ago

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Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh... well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.

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October 9, 2008

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"We can outsmart those dolphins. Don’t forget — we invented computers, leg warmers, bendy straws, peel-and-eat shrimp, the glory hole, AND the pudding cup."

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May 29, 2008

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"Let’s just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don’t, and that’s cool. But we’re probably right. Amen."

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May 21, 2008

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"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."

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May 20, 2008

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