Claw marks in the frozen peas

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"It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating."

Jack Handey

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June 3, 2009

9 months ago

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"What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?"

Jack Handey

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March 25, 2009

11 months ago

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"I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people."

Jack Handey

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May 6, 2008

1 year ago

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"I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching."

Jack Handey

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May 3, 2008

1 year ago