Claw marks in the frozen peas

Asian Ben Gibbard

I usually have people tell me I look like [Insert Asian Celebrity Here]. For the first time ever, I was referred to as “that Asian guy who looks like the singer from Death Cab.” I couldn’t be any happier than I was when I was told that. Not so much that it’s Ben, because I could really give two shits about that band, but it’s mostly nice not having to hear I look like Jackie Chan for once.