Claw marks in the frozen peas

The niece is usually up to no good when she’s making this face. She could be responsible for one or all of the following:
- Ponzi scheme
- Masterminding election fraud
- Blackmailing adulterous politicians
- Undercooking pork

The little ones will be home in a couple of weeks. Looking forward to being woken up at 6am and being broke from buying them toys and candy.

It’s my niece’s 4th birthday. I don’t know where that pit bull came from. I’m sure she’s participating in an illegal dog fighting ring, it’s the only plausible explanation.

I bought my niece a little stuffed cow today. I gave it to her and she squealed with glee. A few moments later, she came over and asked, “Uncle why yoo buy dis bear Uncle?” Translation: “Don’t buy me things I can afford on my own. Actually, I should be buying you gifts and not the other way around. Also, get me a Teddy Bear next time and not some whack moo cow.”

She’s going down… don’t care that she’s only three and a half.

Look at this photo and tell me my niece doesn’t have some shady dealings going on. Here she is watching the game tonight, which I’m sure she had a wager on. (I think she was rooting for the NY Giants) After the game was decided in overtime, she gave out a very satisfied chuckle. I’ve got seven more days to prove my case.

My niece has to wear glasses now, but don’t let the cuteness fool you. Nessa is trying to distract you from some evil deeds she’s just pulled, probably a bank heist or identity fraud.

On April 2, 2005, my niece (aka The Devil) was born. Her objectives include spending all of my money and drawing birds that look suspiciously like M’s.

Resist the cuteness. Resist it!