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    • Mike: hey you have that one rap video
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    • Mike: i'm trying to think
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    • Mike: had two guys raping about sex and shit
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    • Mike: i can't remember the damn name
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    • Vinh: Oh, that narrows it down
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    June 9, 2008

    1 year ago

    • Vinh: She hasn't called me back yet
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    • Vinh: i'm on the verge of being over it, which sucks
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    • Vinh: she's a really cool chick
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    • Mike: plenty of fish in the sea
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    • Mike: you could do what I do
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    • Mike: I just meet a chick and show her my dick
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    • Mike: i'm like take it or leave it bitch
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    • Vinh: so you want me to meet a chick and show her your dick?
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    • Mike: lol
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    • Mike: hi i'm vinh please see my friend's dick
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    • Vinh: *whips out iphone* "here's a pic of my buddy's dick. take it or leave it"
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    • Vinh: and then i pinch-zoom on it
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    • Vinh: "watch this dick get bigger. now, imagine it being yours"
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    April 7, 2008

    1 year ago

    • Mike: chelsea lately
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    • Mike: I think she's my new hero
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    • Mike: she just said if obama is president, us white people are going to be picking cotton within three years
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    • Vinh: i hope so
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    • Vinh: fuck you guys
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  • #Mike      #me      #government      #fail      #humor      #chat      




    April 5, 2008

    1 year ago



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