I always feel a little self-conscious whenever I get my hair cut, because the salon I go to is full of attractive women. Today, I noticed through the mirror in front of me that a lot of them were staring at me. They were excited because I look like… apparently… this dude from the current Project: Runway. I started to feel more confident when they told me. “Hey, maybe I am good looking after all,” I thought to myself. I run home to google who this guy is… lo’ and behold, it’s this guy, and he was booted off after the first episode. I would’ve lasted at least 2 episodes. Whatta chump.
