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Samuel L. Jackson - Stackolee
If Sam Jackson decided to go on tour, I would be the first in line for tickets, and I wouldn’t mind paying 30 dollars plus the 292,480,901 dollar Ticket Master fee to see him perform. I don’t want to see him play music or sing, I want him to go up on stage by himself and just tell curses for 45 minutes. Nothing but god damns, shiets, fuckas, motherfuckas, shitholes, assholes and any other curse word Samuel L. Jackson says really well. Sandwiched between these curse words would be normal nouns, verbs, and probably some anecdotes to keep it interesting. I want this so badly, I almost doubt anyone understands how I feel.
