Life simply does not get any better than Vinh sending out an evite to attend his laparoscopic cholecystectomy. End of story.
I RSVP’d immediately, of course, and will be there with bells on when his gallbladder is severed from its bile ducts. It’s the event of the season. Bring your coolers and lawnchairs for pre-op tailgaiting in the hospital parking lot, natch.