Claw marks in the frozen peas

I may not have much time left

For the last twenty minutes and counting, I’ve been listening to something make dragging/scratchy noises in my ceiling, and it’s moved from one end to the other during this time. Could it be past mistakes finally coming back to haunt me? And could it have known about my grand plan for them?

Update: The thing/bird/Ju-on has gone quiet since posting this. Maybe it knows that I know that it knows.

I wish birds drove cars so I can poop on them.

They need to know what it feels like, especially after they’ve just washed them.