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    • Cousin: So when are you getting married?
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    • Vinh: I can't find a job. Do you really think I could find someone to love?
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    • Cousin: Okay point.
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    • #family      #chat      



    January 30, 2010

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    • Vinh: If it's what you love, how can I judge?
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    • Vinh: Unless you love something lame like cocker spaniels
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    • Becky: what in the world is wrong with cocker spaniels?!
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    • Vinh: They're like the Buick of dogs
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    • Becky: untrue!
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    • Becky: take it back!
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    • Vinh: also, "cocker"
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    • #Becky      #chat      



    January 15, 2009

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  • Facebook > Mom

    • Cousin: Your mom told me you have a girlfriend now. Is that true?
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    • Vinh: Did you check my Facebook?
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    • Cousin: Yeah, I looked at it right after she told me.
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    • Vinh: And it said that I'm single right?
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    • Cousin: Yeah.
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    • Vinh: Okay, what's more believable... my mom or Facebook?
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    • Cousin: Facebook.
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    • Vinh: I hope that's answers your question about my relationship status.
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    • #Facebook      #family      #holidays      #Christmas      #chat      



    December 25, 2008

    1 year ago
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  • I'm not the target market.

    • Caller: Hi my name is [redacted] and I'm calling on behalf of James Lafferty. I'm his assistant and I'm looking to see if he can get some tickets for an upcoming show at your venue.
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    • Vinh: I'm sorry but who do you represent?
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    • Caller: James Lafferty.You might know him from CW's One Tree Hill.
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    • Vinh: Eh... no... sorry... I don't watch that show.
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    • Caller: He's also starring in S. Darko, but it hasn't been released yet.
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    • Vinh: Oh, neat... Hrmm.
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    • Caller: You can google it if you don't believe me.
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    • Vinh: No, that's okay. I'll just take your word for it...
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    • Vinh: So how can I help you?
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    • #One Tree Hill      #James Lafferty      #work      #chat      



    December 11, 2008

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    • Tina: I didn't know mac users could watch netflix online now
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    • Tina: I watched the first episode of 90210 last night
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    • Tina: Your silence is judgement
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    • Tina: I hate you
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    • Vinh: :)
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    • #Tina      #netflix      #90210      #chat      



    December 3, 2008

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  • to the rescue?

    • vinh: i took some Alleve D this morning before i left for work
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    • it's got caffeine in it that's left me feeling all jittery
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    • laura: so you're like SUPERVINH
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    • vinh: impossible, because i still don't give a shit about anything
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    • #laura      #chat      



    November 12, 2008

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    • Co-Worker 1: Everything about Vinh is awesome
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    • Co-Worker 2: Everything about Vinh *is* awesome
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    • Co-Worker 1: This paper cutter cuts perfectly because it has Vinhness attached to it
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    • Co-Worker 3: Why don't you just get down and kiss Vinh's balls already
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    • Vinh: Hi
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    • #me      #work      #chat      



    November 7, 2008

    1 year ago
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  • Behold the Glory that are My Testicles

    • Vinh: Satisfying me completely involves making me mean sandwiches. I'm a simple guy...
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    • Saraliz: hahah awesome
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    • Saraliz: I have been having sandwhich problems
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    • Vinh: But while I'm eating the sandwich, you have to rub my balls.
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    • Vinh: There's the catch...
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    • Saraliz: I wish I knew what that felt like cuz so many dudes are just like...just hold them. please?
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    • Vinh: Hold?
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    • Vinh: I'm happy if I can just get a girl to look at them
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    • Saraliz: hahahaha
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    • Saraliz: LOOK AT MY BALLS
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    • Vinh: LOOK AT THEM OR I WILL DESTROY YOU!
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    • Saraliz: NO. DO NOT SHIELD YOUR EYES!
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    • Saraliz: BEHOLD THE GLORY
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    • Vinh: NO CRYING
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    • Saraliz: HAHAHAH
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    • #balls      #crying      #dating      #chat      #saraliz      



    October 30, 2008

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  • Were You Expecting Something with Legos?

    • Vinh: I've lost three and a half pounds since yesterday morning
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    • Vinh: That can't be good
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    • Ryan: Unless it was all sperm...
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    • #Ryan      #health      #chat      



    September 10, 2008

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  • My Last Visit to the Optometrist

    • *click-clack*
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    • Doctor: Better or worse?
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    • Vinh: mmm... looks the same
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    • *click-clack*
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    • Doctor: How about now?
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    • Vinh: mmm... same
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    • *click-clack*
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    • Doctor: Now?
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    • Vinh: Bett...oh wait, no... same.
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    • *click-clack*
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    • Doctor: Okay, how about this? Better or worse?
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    • Vinh: Oh. My. God. I think I can see through the wall.
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    • Doctor: Really?
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    • Vinh: No.
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    • Doctor: That wasn't very funny.
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    • *click-clack*
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    • Doctor: How about now, Vinh.. better or worse?
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    • #optometrist      #health      #chat      



    1 year ago
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  • She's referring to earthquakes

    • Tina: i've never felt one
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    • Tina: or if i have, it was so small i didn't notice it
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    • #earthquakes      #innuendo      #chat      



    July 29, 2008

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  • It's not often that I'm left speechless

    • Mom: Have you found out about the tickets?
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    • Vinh: I can't find out about any tickets unless you tell me who you want tickets for
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    • Vinh: You can't buy general tickets, it's not like movie tickets
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    • Mom: Okay, the Beatles
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    • Mom: Find out how much for the Beatles
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    • Vinh: ....
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    • #life      #chat      #mom      



    July 13, 2008

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    • Mike: hey you have that one rap video
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    • Mike: i'm trying to think
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    • Mike: had two guys raping about sex and shit
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    • Mike: i can't remember the damn name
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    • Vinh: Oh, that narrows it down
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    • #Mike      #me      #chat      



    June 9, 2008

    1 year ago
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  • What 3 Dates With Me Might Be Like...

    • Date #1: Vinh, you've really got your life together!
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    • Date #2: So what you're saying is that Target should be considered a religion??
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    • Date #3: Can we not go to the Outback Steakhouse next time? You've taken me here three times in a row.
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    • #humor      #me      #dating      #fail      #chat      



    May 12, 2008

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  • Pants: A Glimpse into an Unemployed Professional's Life

    • Vinh: I'm not wearing any pants.
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    • Vinh: I should put pants on.
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    • (45 minutes later)
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    • Vinh: I still don't have any pants on.
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    • Vinh: I should put pants on.
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    • (1 hour, 10 minutes later)
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    • Vinh: Which pants should I put on?
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    • Vinh: I really should put some pants on.
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    • (2 hours later)
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    • Vinh: I'm still not wearing any pants.
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    • Vinh: Oh, the mail's here...
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    • Vinh: I should remember to put pants on before stepping outside.
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    • Vinh: I'm wearing pants.
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    • #me      #humor      #clothes      #chat      



    May 5, 2008

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