Claw marks in the frozen peas

Holy crap.
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~ Thursday, January 15 ~
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  • Vinh: If it's what you love, how can I judge?
  • Vinh: Unless you love something lame like cocker spaniels
  • Becky: what in the world is wrong with cocker spaniels?!
  • Vinh: They're like the Buick of dogs
  • Becky: untrue!
  • Becky: take it back!
  • Vinh: also, "cocker"
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Tags: Becky chat
~ Thursday, December 25 ~
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Facebook > Mom

  • Cousin: Your mom told me you have a girlfriend now. Is that true?
  • Vinh: Did you check my Facebook?
  • Cousin: Yeah, I looked at it right after she told me.
  • Vinh: And it said that I'm single right?
  • Cousin: Yeah.
  • Vinh: Okay, what's more believable... my mom or Facebook?
  • Cousin: Facebook.
  • Vinh: I hope that's answers your question about my relationship status.
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Tags: Facebook family holidays Christmas chat
~ Thursday, December 11 ~
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I'm not the target market.

  • Caller: Hi my name is [redacted] and I'm calling on behalf of James Lafferty. I'm his assistant and I'm looking to see if he can get some tickets for an upcoming show at your venue.
  • Vinh: I'm sorry but who do you represent?
  • Caller: James Lafferty.You might know him from CW's One Tree Hill.
  • Vinh: Eh... no... sorry... I don't watch that show.
  • Caller: He's also starring in S. Darko, but it hasn't been released yet.
  • Vinh: Oh, neat... Hrmm.
  • Caller: You can google it if you don't believe me.
  • Vinh: No, that's okay. I'll just take your word for it...
  • Vinh: So how can I help you?
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Tags: One Tree Hill James Lafferty work chat
~ Wednesday, December 3 ~
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  • Tina: I didn't know mac users could watch netflix online now
  • Tina: I watched the first episode of 90210 last night
  • Tina: Your silence is judgement
  • Tina: I hate you
  • Vinh: :)
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~ Wednesday, November 12 ~
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to the rescue?

  • vinh: i took some Alleve D this morning before i left for work
  • it's got caffeine in it that's left me feeling all jittery
  • laura: so you're like SUPERVINH
  • vinh: impossible, because i still don't give a shit about anything
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~ Friday, November 7 ~
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  • Co-Worker 1: Everything about Vinh is awesome
  • Co-Worker 2: Everything about Vinh *is* awesome
  • Co-Worker 1: This paper cutter cuts perfectly because it has Vinhness attached to it
  • Co-Worker 3: Why don't you just get down and kiss Vinh's balls already
  • Vinh: Hi
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Tags: me work chat
~ Thursday, October 30 ~
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Behold the Glory that are My Testicles

  • Vinh: Satisfying me completely involves making me mean sandwiches. I'm a simple guy...
  • Saraliz: hahah awesome
  • Saraliz: I have been having sandwhich problems
  • Vinh: But while I'm eating the sandwich, you have to rub my balls.
  • Vinh: There's the catch...
  • Saraliz: I wish I knew what that felt like cuz so many dudes are just like...just hold them. please?
  • Vinh: Hold?
  • Vinh: I'm happy if I can just get a girl to look at them
  • Saraliz: hahahaha
  • Saraliz: LOOK AT MY BALLS
  • Vinh: LOOK AT THEM OR I WILL DESTROY YOU!
  • Saraliz: NO. DO NOT SHIELD YOUR EYES!
  • Saraliz: BEHOLD THE GLORY
  • Vinh: NO CRYING
  • Saraliz: HAHAHAH
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Tags: balls crying dating chat saraliz
~ Wednesday, September 10 ~
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Were You Expecting Something with Legos?

  • Vinh: I've lost three and a half pounds since yesterday morning
  • Vinh: That can't be good
  • Ryan: Unless it was all sperm...
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Tags: Ryan health chat
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My Last Visit to the Optometrist

  • *click-clack*
  • Doctor: Better or worse?
  • Vinh: mmm... looks the same
  • *click-clack*
  • Doctor: How about now?
  • Vinh: mmm... same
  • *click-clack*
  • Doctor: Now?
  • Vinh: Bett...oh wait, no... same.
  • *click-clack*
  • Doctor: Okay, how about this? Better or worse?
  • Vinh: Oh. My. God. I think I can see through the wall.
  • Doctor: Really?
  • Vinh: No.
  • Doctor: That wasn't very funny.
  • *click-clack*
  • Doctor: How about now, Vinh.. better or worse?
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~ Tuesday, July 29 ~
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She's referring to earthquakes

  • Tina: i've never felt one
  • Tina: or if i have, it was so small i didn't notice it
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~ Sunday, July 13 ~
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It's not often that I'm left speechless

  • Mom: Have you found out about the tickets?
  • Vinh: I can't find out about any tickets unless you tell me who you want tickets for
  • Vinh: You can't buy general tickets, it's not like movie tickets
  • Mom: Okay, the Beatles
  • Mom: Find out how much for the Beatles
  • Vinh: ....
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Tags: life chat mom
~ Monday, June 9 ~
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  • Mike: hey you have that one rap video
  • Mike: i'm trying to think
  • Mike: had two guys raping about sex and shit
  • Mike: i can't remember the damn name
  • Vinh: Oh, that narrows it down
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Tags: Mike me chat
~ Monday, May 12 ~
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What 3 Dates With Me Might Be Like...

  • Date #1: Vinh, you've really got your life together!
  • Date #2: So what you're saying is that Target should be considered a religion??
  • Date #3: Can we not go to the Outback Steakhouse next time? You've taken me here three times in a row.
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Tags: humor me dating fail chat
~ Monday, May 5 ~
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Pants: A Glimpse into an Unemployed Professional's Life

  • Vinh: I'm not wearing any pants.
  • (1 minute later)
  • Vinh: I should put pants on.
  • (45 minutes later)
  • Vinh: I still don't have any pants on.
  • Vinh: I should put pants on.
  • (1 hour, 10 minutes later)
  • Vinh: Which pants should I put on?
  • Vinh: I really should put some pants on.
  • (2 hours later)
  • Vinh: I'm still not wearing any pants.
  • (15 minutes later)
  • Vinh: Oh, the mail's here...
  • (1 minute later)
  • Vinh: I should remember to put pants on before stepping outside.
  • (1 minute later)
  • Vinh: I'm wearing pants.
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Tags: me humor clothes chat
~ Thursday, April 17 ~
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  • John: i just ordered 100 stickers of that
  • Vinh: wow
  • Vinh: only 100?
  • John: i want to see how they look
  • John: then im going to order more and destroy philadelphia with them
  • Vinh: This sticker screams, "I'm not a pervert, but I really like the way your nipples poke through that t-shirt"
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Tags: Awad me stickers humor chat