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    • John: i just ordered 100 stickers of that
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    • Vinh: wow
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    • Vinh: only 100?
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    • John: i want to see how they look
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    • John: then im going to order more and destroy philadelphia with them
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    • Vinh: This sticker screams, "I'm not a pervert, but I really like the way your nipples poke through that t-shirt"
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    • #Awad      #me      #stickers      #humor      #chat      



    April 17, 2008

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  • Bagels: a Soliloquy (aka The Biggest Decision I'll Make All Day)

    • Vinh: I like bagels.
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    • Vinh: I think I'll have a bagel.
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    • (5 minutes later)
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    • Vinh: I don't think I'll have a bagel.
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    • (2 minutes later)
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    • Vinh: I still think I'll have a bagel.
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    • (12 minutes later)
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    • Vinh: Yes, I'm definitely having a bagel.
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    • (20 minutes later)
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    • Vinh: I still haven't had a bagel.
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    • (4 hours later)
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    • Vinh: That was a good bagel.
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    • (1 minute later)
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    • Vinh: I think I'll have a taco.
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    • #me      #bagels      #chat      #humor      #unemployment      



    1 year ago
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    • Reilly: so emm
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    • Reilly: you're kinda a uh... intellectual or some shit
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    • Vinh: do intellectuals talk about ugly babies?
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    • Reilly: some do
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    • Reilly: the strange ones do
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    • Vinh: And how are you just now figuring that i'm an intellectual? I've known you since like 98 bitch
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    • Reilly: maybe you just recently blossomed as one
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    • Reilly: LOL
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    • Vinh: :(
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    April 16, 2008

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  • I Love My Chiropractor

    • Vinh: I don't know why I didn't do this sooner, but I finally looked at my MRIs that I had done last Fall.
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    • Vinh: It's interesting to say the least
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    • Doctor: Yeah, you're fucked...heh
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    1 year ago
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  • Garfield Minus Garfield Minus Jon Arbuckle Plus Vinh

    • Vinh: i rarely get non-spam email
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    • Vinh: and when i do i get excited
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    • Vinh: but then i realize it's just another email from Obama asking me to donate money
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    • Vinh: i tried to reblog that post you made of me
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    • Vinh: but then it felt narcisstic
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    • Vinh: "vinh just reblogged a chat where it looks like he's talking to himself"
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    • Vinh: fix the narcissistic typo so I look smarter
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    • Vinh: :)
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    • Vinh: and don't quote that
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    • Vinh: you're going to quote that aren't you?
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    • #Reilly      #me      #humor      #fail      #chat      



    April 9, 2008

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    • Vinh: She hasn't called me back yet
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    • Vinh: i'm on the verge of being over it, which sucks
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    • Vinh: she's a really cool chick
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    • Mike: plenty of fish in the sea
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    • Mike: you could do what I do
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    • Mike: I just meet a chick and show her my dick
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    • Mike: i'm like take it or leave it bitch
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    • Vinh: so you want me to meet a chick and show her your dick?
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    • Mike: lol
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    • Mike: hi i'm vinh please see my friend's dick
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    • Vinh: *whips out iphone* "here's a pic of my buddy's dick. take it or leave it"
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    • Vinh: and then i pinch-zoom on it
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    • Vinh: "watch this dick get bigger. now, imagine it being yours"
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    • #Mike      #me      #dating      #fail      #humor      #chat      



    April 7, 2008

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    • Mike: chelsea lately
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    • Mike: I think she's my new hero
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    • Mike: she just said if obama is president, us white people are going to be picking cotton within three years
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    • Vinh: i hope so
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    • Vinh: fuck you guys
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    • #Mike      #me      #government      #fail      #humor      #chat      



    April 5, 2008

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    • Vinh: A pigeon got into the attic, found its way into my wall and now it can't get out
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    • Vinh: i've been listening to it struggle for a few days
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    • Brian: that sucks man
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    • Vinh: my dad said there's nothing he can do to get it out...so i get to listen to it slowly die
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    • Vinh: hopefully there aren't such a thing as bird-ghosts
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    • Brian: jeeze...
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    • Brian: it knows your soul is good
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    • Brian: your dad on the other hand.... he will be haunted
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    • Vinh: no, i tried banging on the wall to get it to stop making noise
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    • Brian: ok you get haunted
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    • #Brian      #me      #pigeon      #fail      #humor      #chat      



    April 1, 2008

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    • Dave: Ray Liotta is sitting across from me...
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    • Vinh: nice
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    • Vinh: tell him Revolver sucked
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    • #David      #Ray Liotta      #me      #humor      #chat      



    March 31, 2008

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    • Vinh: http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-bird-window-fail.jpg
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    • Jason: hah
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    • Jason: i wonder if they have a human fail site
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    • Vinh: Yeah, it's called myspace
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    • #Katman      #me      #fail      #humor      #chat      



    March 19, 2008

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    • Tina: now i'm googling my parents' names
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    • Tina: my dad came up
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    • Tina: on my step mom's family tree
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    • Tina: ok...
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    • Tina: so
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    • Tina: i just googled my mom's first name and her maiden name
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    • Tina: one of the listings is titled this
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    • Tina: "Big Black Poles in Little White Holes 14 Movie & Big Black Poles ..."
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    • Vinh: That's a past your mom would rather forget
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    • #Tina      #me      #humor      #chat      



    February 29, 2008

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  • Too Much Info

    • Tina: so this is probably too much information...but i feel the need to share with at least one person
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    • Tina: but i pretty much haven't shaved my legs in like a month. mainly because it's winter, so there's no point. however, i did get around to taking care of that today and i'm so excited for bed tonight
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    • Tina: because there's nothing greater than freshly shaved legs and clean sheets
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    • Vinh: My soul just died a little
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    February 4, 2008

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  • Apartment Hunting

    • Vinh: i looked at apartments on craigslist last night
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    • Vinh: i wish rent was cheaper here
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    • John: same here
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    • John: apartment hunting is just depressing
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    • Vinh: i found this really cool apt in downtown LA that was actually cheap, but downtown LA isn't exactly the safest place at night
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    • John: i can give you firearm recommendations.
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    • Vinh: i kinda like tasers
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    • Vinh: i like to see people suffer
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    • John: suffer?
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    • John: dude
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    • John: a taser will make someone suffer for like 20 seconds
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    • John: a bullet to the spine will make them suffer the rest of their life
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    • Vinh: LOL
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    • John: pew pew pew!
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    • #Awad      #me      #craigslist      #guns      #apartments      #humor      #chat      



    January 18, 2008

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    • John: i wish we could comment on shit on tumblr
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    • Vinh: oh no kidding
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    • Vinh: i'd be harassing marry every time she makes an emo post
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    • John: oh, you mean every post?
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    • Vinh: yeah, it'd be a daily exercise
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    • John: agreed.
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    • Vinh: we should post this convo on tumblr
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    • Vinh: hahaha
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    • John: hahaha
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    • John: that'll teach her
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    • #Awad      #me      #humor      #chat      



    November 5, 2007

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    • Co-worker: So my brother's friend just went crazy this weekend.
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    • Me: How? Did he get committed?
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    • Co-worker: I guess he went to some party with my brother and someone gave him a beer with 14 hits of acid.
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    • Co-worker: What's considered the normal amount of acid?
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    • Me: Uh...zero?
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    • #me      #fail      #humor      #work      #chat      



    October 22, 2007

    2 years ago

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