Claw marks in the frozen peas

I’ve spent the last three and a half hours writing a press release.

So far, I only have my name typed out. This brings me back to the days of writing papers for school.

Other things I’ve done instead of working on this press release:
- Drank a blended chai tea
- Ate a banana
- Ate a piece of cheese
- Ate a Kashi granola bar
- Ate a fruit snack
- Googled pictures of llamas and pandas to prove a point
- Watched the rainfall
- Ate lunch

It’s not going to get done today.

There needs to be a GED for Grad School.

I’d have my MBA by now, and probably, well on my way to having a Ph.D too.

College Majors

Has anyone ever told you what their college major was, and it was so boring that you nearly fell asleep while they told you? This happened to me yesterday. I don’t remember what the major and emphasis was, but I remember being stunned that such a thing even existed, and I was half-asleep by the time he finished telling me his major and all 3 of his emphasizes. I sort of zoned out while he described his aspirations, and I pictured a monkey tapping a jazzy drum beat on its stomach. Yes, I thought about funny monkeys, but that’s an entirely different issue altogether.