Numbers of Interest: 11, 0
11 Spam email received today
0 Non-spam email received today
Nobody that isn’t interested in increasing the size of my manhood emails me anymore.
Claw marks in the frozen peas
~ Tuesday, March 3 ~
~ Monday, November 3 ~
Realizing I have new email is exciting and makes me happy.
But then I realize it’s just Netflix notifying me that a copy of
~ Monday, September 1 ~
I'd Backspace Most of My Life If I Could...
Electronic conversations, whether it be SMS, email, or IM, are so much more convenient. I’m terrible at remembering things verbatim, so a chat transcript is essential if I need to go back at a later date to analyze what was said. The ability to edit yourself before submitting your thoughts to someone is glorious. There have been too many moments when having face-to-face conversations where I wished I could backspace what was just said.
~ Friday, August 15 ~
~ Monday, August 11 ~
Dear Spam,
I know we’ve had our differences. I’ve even maliciously written about you on this site a few times prior. I quickly grew tired of emails with silly offers of pills that promise to make my penis larger, or pills that increase my sexual pleasure. Seriously, to actually enjoy sex more, you have to actually be having sex in the first place, which I am not and I’m okay with that, but I digress. Your recent increase in creativity is starting to change my mind about how I feel toward spam. Spongebob? Denying he’s gay? Kudos. My hat is off to you for finding creative ways for getting me to want to look at your emails now. Keep it up, please… for my sanity.
Sincerely,
Vinh
~ Friday, August 8 ~
