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  • The conundrum I face with the Internet is that someone is bound to show me something I’ve already seen months ago.

    Do I feign interest or do I tell them they have failed?


  • #Internet      #fail      #thoughts      




  • Spell Fail.

    Spell Fail.


  • #candles      #fail      #photo      




    November 3, 2008

    1 year ago

  • What 3 Dates With Me Might Be Like...

    • Date #1: Vinh, you've really got your life together!
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    • Date #2: So what you're saying is that Target should be considered a religion??
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    • Date #3: Can we not go to the Outback Steakhouse next time? You've taken me here three times in a row.
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  • #humor      #me      #dating      #fail      #chat      




    May 12, 2008

    1 year ago

    • Reilly: so emm
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    • Reilly: you're kinda a uh... intellectual or some shit
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    • Vinh: do intellectuals talk about ugly babies?
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    • Reilly: some do
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    • Reilly: the strange ones do
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    • Vinh: And how are you just now figuring that i'm an intellectual? I've known you since like 98 bitch
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    • Reilly: maybe you just recently blossomed as one
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    • Reilly: LOL
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    • Vinh: :(
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  • #Reilly      #me      #humor      #fail      #chat      




    April 16, 2008

    1 year ago

  • I Love My Chiropractor

    • Vinh: I don't know why I didn't do this sooner, but I finally looked at my MRIs that I had done last Fall.
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    • Vinh: It's interesting to say the least
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    • Doctor: Yeah, you're fucked...heh
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  • #chiropractor      #me      #fail      #humor      #chat      




    1 year ago

  • Garfield Minus Garfield Minus Jon Arbuckle Plus Vinh

    • Vinh: i rarely get non-spam email
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    • Vinh: and when i do i get excited
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    • Vinh: but then i realize it's just another email from Obama asking me to donate money
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    • -----
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    • Vinh: i tried to reblog that post you made of me
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    • Vinh: but then it felt narcisstic
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    • Vinh: "vinh just reblogged a chat where it looks like he's talking to himself"
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    • -----
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    • Vinh: fix the narcissistic typo so I look smarter
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    • Vinh: :)
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    • Vinh: and don't quote that
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    • Vinh: you're going to quote that aren't you?
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  • #Reilly      #me      #humor      #fail      #chat      




    April 9, 2008

    1 year ago

    • Vinh: She hasn't called me back yet
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    • Vinh: i'm on the verge of being over it, which sucks
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    • Vinh: she's a really cool chick
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    • Mike: plenty of fish in the sea
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    • Mike: you could do what I do
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    • Mike: I just meet a chick and show her my dick
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    • Mike: i'm like take it or leave it bitch
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    • Vinh: so you want me to meet a chick and show her your dick?
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    • Mike: lol
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    • Mike: hi i'm vinh please see my friend's dick
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    • Vinh: *whips out iphone* "here's a pic of my buddy's dick. take it or leave it"
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    • Vinh: and then i pinch-zoom on it
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    • Vinh: "watch this dick get bigger. now, imagine it being yours"
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  • #Mike      #me      #dating      #fail      #humor      #chat      




    April 7, 2008

    1 year ago

    • Mike: chelsea lately
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    • Mike: I think she's my new hero
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    • Mike: she just said if obama is president, us white people are going to be picking cotton within three years
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    • Vinh: i hope so
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    • Vinh: fuck you guys
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  • #Mike      #me      #government      #fail      #humor      #chat      




    April 5, 2008

    1 year ago

    • Vinh: A pigeon got into the attic, found its way into my wall and now it can't get out
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    • Vinh: i've been listening to it struggle for a few days
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    • Brian: that sucks man
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    • Vinh: my dad said there's nothing he can do to get it out...so i get to listen to it slowly die
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    • Vinh: hopefully there aren't such a thing as bird-ghosts
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    • Brian: jeeze...
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    • Brian: it knows your soul is good
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    • Brian: your dad on the other hand.... he will be haunted
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    • Vinh: no, i tried banging on the wall to get it to stop making noise
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    • Brian: ok you get haunted
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  • #Brian      #me      #pigeon      #fail      #humor      #chat      




    April 1, 2008

    1 year ago

    • Vinh: http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-bird-window-fail.jpg
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    • Jason: hah
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    • Jason: i wonder if they have a human fail site
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    • Vinh: Yeah, it's called myspace
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  • #Katman      #me      #fail      #humor      #chat      




    March 19, 2008

    2 years ago

  • Too Much Info

    • Tina: so this is probably too much information...but i feel the need to share with at least one person
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    • Tina: but i pretty much haven't shaved my legs in like a month. mainly because it's winter, so there's no point. however, i did get around to taking care of that today and i'm so excited for bed tonight
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    • Tina: because there's nothing greater than freshly shaved legs and clean sheets
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    • Vinh: My soul just died a little
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  • #fail      #chat      #humor      




    February 4, 2008

    2 years ago

    • Co-worker: So my brother's friend just went crazy this weekend.
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    • Me: How? Did he get committed?
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    • Co-worker: I guess he went to some party with my brother and someone gave him a beer with 14 hits of acid.
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    • Co-worker: What's considered the normal amount of acid?
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    • Me: Uh...zero?
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  • #me      #fail      #humor      #work      #chat      




    October 22, 2007

    2 years ago



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