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  • Vinh: Can I have laser vision?
Optometrist: Vinh, I don’t think you need corrective surgery.
Vinh: No, I meant I want to shoot lasers from my eyes.
Vinh: Like Cyclops from the X-Men, but socially awkward and with nicer hair.
Optometrist: …
Vinh: That’s okay if you can’t, but let me know when the technology becomes available.

I like to think my doctors look forward to my yearly visits.

    Vinh: Can I have laser vision?
    Optometrist: Vinh, I don’t think you need corrective surgery.
    Vinh: No, I meant I want to shoot lasers from my eyes.
    Vinh: Like Cyclops from the X-Men, but socially awkward and with nicer hair.
    Optometrist: …
    Vinh: That’s okay if you can’t, but let me know when the technology becomes available.

    I like to think my doctors look forward to my yearly visits.


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    March 19, 2010

    1 day ago

  • Glasses… Revisted

    I’ve learned today that it’s no fun drinking warm beverages, such as coffee, while wearing my glasses because they fog up. Who would’ve thought?


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  • My Last Visit to the Optometrist

    • *click-clack*
    • - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    • Doctor: Better or worse?
    • - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    • Vinh: mmm... looks the same
    • - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    • *click-clack*
    • - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    • Doctor: How about now?
    • - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    • Vinh: mmm... same
    • - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    • *click-clack*
    • - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    • Doctor: Now?
    • - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    • Vinh: Bett...oh wait, no... same.
    • - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    • *click-clack*
    • - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    • Doctor: Okay, how about this? Better or worse?
    • - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    • Vinh: Oh. My. God. I think I can see through the wall.
    • - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    • Doctor: Really?
    • - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    • Vinh: No.
    • - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    • Doctor: That wasn't very funny.
    • - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    • *click-clack*
    • - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    • Doctor: How about now, Vinh.. better or worse?
    • - - - - - - - - - - - - -

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  • It’s a Conspiracy

    I started wearing glasses a little over a year ago, and at the time, I knew my eyes were getting a little worse, but not enough to warrant corrective eyewear. Since then, I think my eyes have gotten progressively worse, and I think I blame my glasses. You could make an argument about my genetics, but we’re generally 100% glorious in my family. I spoke with someone at work who felt the same way about her new glasses. Don’t get me wrong, I like my glasses. I feel more confident with them on for reason currently unknown to me. I have to blame something or someone for the quick decline of my eyesight, so why not place blame on my optometrist? Dr. Downs, if you’re reading this… suck it (but I’ll be in next month for a new pair of glasses, okay?)


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    July 10, 2008

    1 year ago



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