The Anti-Gym
I can’t imagine a place I dislike more than the gym. It would be so much more enjoyable if it had the following amenities:
- Internet access
- A small library of books
- Bathroom where old dudes don’t free ball it
- TV that airs Food Network, HGTV, Discovery, TLC or the Travel Channel
- A bed I can lay about and think about things - naps are optional
Basically, I want membership to my bedroom. Someone please make this happen.
