Claw marks in the frozen peas

For now I will stretch out my hand, that I may smite thee with anti-cavity toothpaste; and thou shalt be cut off from this mouth. -Gingivitis 9:15

I love brushing my teeth; it’s like my teeth are itchy and I’m giving them a good scratch. After a day of eating and drinking things I probably shouldn’t be consuming, I like to think I’m smiting the hell out of the heathens in my mouth.

Back spasms are causing my shoulders to tighten up and rise up toward my head a little. I feel like I’m in a constant state of shrugging maybe to no one in particular. Hopefully, no one asks me questions today or they’ll think I’m not sure with any of my responses.

Tussionex - God’s Nectar

My dad got a new prescription of Tussionex for me yesterday. I usually stick to OTC meds, but I’ll use it as a last resort if I’m really ill. Here’s a little excerpt from the printout that came with the bottle:

This product contains a narcotic cough suppressant (antitussive) that affects a certain part of the brain, reducing the urge to cough.