Claw marks in the frozen peas

Facebook > Mom

• Cousin: Your mom told me you have a girlfriend now. Is that true?
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• Vinh: Did you check my Facebook?
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• Cousin: Yeah, I looked at it right after she told me.
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• Vinh: And it said that I'm single right?
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• Cousin: Yeah.
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• Vinh: Okay, what's more believable... my mom or Facebook?
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• Cousin: Facebook.
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• Vinh: I hope that's answers your question about my relationship status.
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