Marathons for Everyone
What if I wanted to participate in a marathon, or even a half marathon, but I don’t like to run? There are maybe only be a few times you’ll ever see me run. When my life is in danger, or if you formed a giant pyramid of pillows, I would want to get a running start to cannonball dive into the mound of comfortable goodness. We need to create marathons for those who don’t like to exert more physical effort than is necessary. Maybe napping contests, where everyone is a winner.
