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  • Obligatory new camera self-portrait. Hello, nothing else to see here. Move along now.

    Obligatory new camera self-portrait. Hello, nothing else to see here. Move along now.

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    #GRD2      #me      #photo      #my photos      



    November 20, 2009

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  • I’m smoking two cigarettes. (via)

    I’m smoking two cigarettes. (via)

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    #Mad Men      #illustration      #me      #tv      



    July 27, 2009

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  • Wearing a tie to the company holiday party and I feel ridiculous. Also, I don’t know why there’s a chair in the shower. And yes, we’re celebrating Christmas in January.

    Wearing a tie to the company holiday party and I feel ridiculous. Also, I don’t know why there’s a chair in the shower. And yes, we’re celebrating Christmas in January.

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    #me      #work      



    January 12, 2009

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    • Co-Worker 1: Everything about Vinh is awesome
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    • Co-Worker 2: Everything about Vinh *is* awesome
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    • Co-Worker 1: This paper cutter cuts perfectly because it has Vinhness attached to it
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    • Co-Worker 3: Why don't you just get down and kiss Vinh's balls already
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    • Vinh: Hi
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    • #me      #work      #chat      



    November 7, 2008

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    • #Aquarium      #me      #photo      



    October 15, 2008

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    • Mike: hey you have that one rap video
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    • Mike: i'm trying to think
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    • Mike: had two guys raping about sex and shit
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    • Mike: i can't remember the damn name
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    • Vinh: Oh, that narrows it down
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    • #Mike      #me      #chat      



    June 9, 2008

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  • What 3 Dates With Me Might Be Like...

    • Date #1: Vinh, you've really got your life together!
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    • Date #2: So what you're saying is that Target should be considered a religion??
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    • Date #3: Can we not go to the Outback Steakhouse next time? You've taken me here three times in a row.
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    • #humor      #me      #dating      #fail      #chat      



    May 12, 2008

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  • Pants: A Glimpse into an Unemployed Professional's Life

    • Vinh: I'm not wearing any pants.
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    • (1 minute later)
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    • Vinh: I should put pants on.
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    • (45 minutes later)
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    • Vinh: I still don't have any pants on.
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    • Vinh: I should put pants on.
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    • (1 hour, 10 minutes later)
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    • Vinh: Which pants should I put on?
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    • Vinh: I really should put some pants on.
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    • (2 hours later)
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    • Vinh: I'm still not wearing any pants.
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    • (15 minutes later)
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    • Vinh: Oh, the mail's here...
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    • Vinh: I should remember to put pants on before stepping outside.
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    • (1 minute later)
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    • Vinh: I'm wearing pants.
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    • #me      #humor      #clothes      #chat      



    May 5, 2008

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    • John: i just ordered 100 stickers of that
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    • Vinh: wow
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    • Vinh: only 100?
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    • John: i want to see how they look
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    • John: then im going to order more and destroy philadelphia with them
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    • Vinh: This sticker screams, "I'm not a pervert, but I really like the way your nipples poke through that t-shirt"
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    • #Awad      #me      #stickers      #humor      #chat      



    April 17, 2008

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  • Bagels: a Soliloquy (aka The Biggest Decision I'll Make All Day)

    • Vinh: I like bagels.
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    • Vinh: I think I'll have a bagel.
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    • Vinh: I don't think I'll have a bagel.
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    • Vinh: I still think I'll have a bagel.
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    • Vinh: Yes, I'm definitely having a bagel.
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    • Vinh: I still haven't had a bagel.
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    • Vinh: That was a good bagel.
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    • Vinh: I think I'll have a taco.
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    • #me      #bagels      #chat      #humor      #unemployment      



    1 year ago
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    • Reilly: so emm
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    • Reilly: you're kinda a uh... intellectual or some shit
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    • Vinh: do intellectuals talk about ugly babies?
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    • Reilly: some do
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    • Reilly: the strange ones do
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    • Vinh: And how are you just now figuring that i'm an intellectual? I've known you since like 98 bitch
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    • Reilly: maybe you just recently blossomed as one
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    • Reilly: LOL
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    • Vinh: :(
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    • #Reilly      #me      #humor      #fail      #chat      



    April 16, 2008

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  • I Love My Chiropractor

    • Vinh: I don't know why I didn't do this sooner, but I finally looked at my MRIs that I had done last Fall.
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    • Vinh: It's interesting to say the least
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    • Doctor: Yeah, you're fucked...heh
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    • #chiropractor      #me      #fail      #humor      #chat      



    1 year ago
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  • Garfield Minus Garfield Minus Jon Arbuckle Plus Vinh

    • Vinh: i rarely get non-spam email
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    • Vinh: and when i do i get excited
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    • Vinh: but then i realize it's just another email from Obama asking me to donate money
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    • -----
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    • Vinh: i tried to reblog that post you made of me
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    • Vinh: but then it felt narcisstic
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    • Vinh: "vinh just reblogged a chat where it looks like he's talking to himself"
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    • Vinh: fix the narcissistic typo so I look smarter
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    • Vinh: :)
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    • Vinh: and don't quote that
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    • Vinh: you're going to quote that aren't you?
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    • #Reilly      #me      #humor      #fail      #chat      



    April 9, 2008

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    • Vinh: She hasn't called me back yet
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    • Vinh: i'm on the verge of being over it, which sucks
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    • Vinh: she's a really cool chick
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    • Mike: plenty of fish in the sea
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    • Mike: you could do what I do
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    • Mike: I just meet a chick and show her my dick
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    • Mike: i'm like take it or leave it bitch
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    • Vinh: so you want me to meet a chick and show her your dick?
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    • Mike: lol
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    • Mike: hi i'm vinh please see my friend's dick
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    • Vinh: *whips out iphone* "here's a pic of my buddy's dick. take it or leave it"
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    • Vinh: and then i pinch-zoom on it
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    • Vinh: "watch this dick get bigger. now, imagine it being yours"
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    • #Mike      #me      #dating      #fail      #humor      #chat      



    April 7, 2008

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    • Mike: chelsea lately
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    • Mike: I think she's my new hero
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    • Mike: she just said if obama is president, us white people are going to be picking cotton within three years
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    • Vinh: i hope so
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    • Vinh: fuck you guys
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    • #Mike      #me      #government      #fail      #humor      #chat      



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