Claw marks in the frozen peas

I wish I could say that dick jokes stop being funny when you get to a certain point in your life, but I probably won’t ever get there and that’s okay. I wonder what makes that one a special fish sauce when the ingredients are the same.

I have never seen Disney’s Sleeping Beauty, but I have been through the Sleeping Beauty attraction at Disneyland a few times now. I’m wondering… maybe Briar-Rose didn’t have a curse placed on her, but it was just a bad case of Mono. - Jan. 12, 2010 (via flickr)

I sprung for a Disneyland Annual Passport today. Condolences accepted via paypal.

Jan. 12, 2010 (via flickr)

I moved this Ikea PS cabinet over to use as a nightstand back before Christmas. Since then, I’ve managed to knock into it at least once a day because I’m not used to having anything there. Apparently, when I’m laying in bed I become one of those godless dancing inflatables, flailing my limbs for no reason. You would think Green Lantern would put up a protective shield, but I guess my expectations are a little high.

I finally bought myself a proper Technics turntable after patiently watching craigslist for nearly 2 years for the right one. I Jedi Mind Tricked the guy into selling it to me a for a cool 30 bucks. Last night after staring at my record collection for nearly 5 minutes, I opted to listen to some mp3s instead. Consider it money well spent.

The New Tomorrowland, circa 1966-67 (click to embiggen) (via)

I scored a Twilight puzzle and the Hipster Handbook in the Yankee Swap. Can’t wait to build the puzzle.

Sleeping Beauty - Dec. 14, 2010 (via)

This is a pretty sweet package I put together for a Yankee Swap I’m participating in next weekend. You may not agree with my Arnold Schwarzenegger double feature, but please know that you’re wrong.

I wandered around Market Street before heading back to the airport yesterday. All of the restaurants and shops located in the 5 or 6 blocks I visited gave me a pleasant feeling. I hate having to drive everywhere in the suburbs. - Dec. 7, 2010 (via flickr)

Homebrew Kodachrome factory - See the entire set here (via boingboing)

I decided to refold and organize my t-shirts after watching two episodes of Hoarders yesterday. You’re probably thinking I should sort them by color, but that’s just crazy.

threeA WWRP Mk2 Bertie Marine designed by Ashley Wood

I know where all of my money is going to go. They’ll be available for sale in January, but you can preorder them now at Tenacious Toys.

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Obligatory new camera self-portrait. Hello, nothing else to see here. Move along now.

I used to have the ambition to venture out to make photographs such as this. Any time and any place, it didn’t matter. Even had the police called on me once. I’m determined to recapture that enthusiasm I once had. (via)