Claw marks in the frozen peas

Spam, let’s be friends.

Dear Spam,

I know we’ve had our differences. I’ve even maliciously written about you on this site a few times prior. I quickly grew tired of emails with silly offers of pills that promise to make my penis larger, or pills that increase my sexual pleasure. Seriously, to actually enjoy sex more, you have to actually be having sex in the first place, which I am not and I’m okay with that, but I digress. Your recent increase in creativity is starting to change my mind about how I feel toward spam. Spongebob? Denying he’s gay? Kudos. My hat is off to you for finding creative ways for getting me to want to look at your emails now. Keep it up, please… for my sanity.

Sincerely,

Vinh

This kind of spam beats the kind that promote penis enhancement any day of the week.