Claw marks in the frozen peas

A Model Day at the Magic Kingdom tilt-shift time lapse

I haven’t bothered to watch Dexter after the tragic loss of Sgt. Doakes. I kind of want this audio as my ringtone, but all of my calls will go to voicemail because I’ll be too busy laughing.

Grizzly Bear - All We Ask (Black Cab Sessions: Chapter Seventy-Nine)

Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die

Charles Bronson: A Radical Tribute

The combination of his mustache and aptitude for shooting fools have a soothing quality that is greater than a white noise machine. Watch it before going to bed and you will sleep well.

You have no excuse to feel glum today. This video is your key to happiness.

Donald Duck with Chip & Dale in Chips Ahoy

Before there was Lost, there was Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan’s Island. Key points in this made for tv movie:

• After crash landing on the island, the Harlem Globetrotters destroy a shark by pelting it with basketballs. Basketballs.
• There is a high stakes basketball game against a team of killer robots that wear tube socks and Chuck Taylors. Also, there is a robot named George the Robot.
• The script was titled “The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders on Gilligan’s Island” before the cheerleaders were replaced by the Globetrotters.

The Charlatans - The Only One I Know (live)

I had a Britpop phase that began some time between the fifth and sixth grades, and this lasted until my sophomore year of high school. After this Britpop period, I fell into a pop music phase that lasted until I turned 21. I do not regret this dark period in my musical history, but I do rue and lament it. (Ask me about the time I was suckered into going to the Family Values tour.) I can never hate Britpop even though I no longer listen to those records in my collection. When I do listen to them, they put me into a blissful nostalgic state.

Skip ahead to around 1:30 and watch the awesomeness unfold.

The Helio Sequence - You Can Come to Me (Acoustic)

Diary of Wimpy Kid trailer

I didn’t know they made this series into a movie, although I’m not entirely surprised. I read the first two books and really enjoyed them. This trailer had me chuckle out loud a few times and now I’m looking forward to seeing this movie.

The Beatles - I’m Happy Just to Dance with You

Portugal. The Man - 1989 (from the Oregon City Sessions)

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